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The Amazing Idiots - Goin' Blind (1999)

by The Amazing Idiots

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    Please enjoy the immediate download of the full 12-songs-about-masturbation (+1) album [The Amazing Idiots - Goin' Blind] along with a ton of extra hidden BONUS TRACKS (OK, only 16 Bonus tracks) from the gang, in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.

    WARNING: Parental guidance is recommended as these songs deal with the very common, and very healthy, practice of masturbation.

    *** Download includes full liner notes and all lyrics (in .pdf format) plus all 16 bonus tracks (mostly little snippets of the Idiots goofin' between songs), as well as the cover art.
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    Get all 9 Dallas Doctor releases available on Bandcamp and save 15%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of TOP-20, Boy Meets Girl (Under the Covers), Guaranteed to Bleed, By The Numbers, Shut Up! & Go To Your Room!, Manhattan, Physics 101 (EP), The Amazing Idiots - Goin' Blind (1999), and 1 more. , and , .

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Also: Manhattan-The-Musical.com

"The Amazing Idiots go to eleven!" - Nigel Tufnel;

"Sweet Dude - you Idiots totally kick ass!" - Trey Parker;

"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, .. say no more!" - Eric Idle;

"... ..." - Silent Bob;

"This collection of songs is the definitive answer to that timeless question: "What would happen if Monty Python and Frank Zappa had gotten together to record an album about safe-sex for 'School House Rock.'"
- Centennial Music News


released September 9, 1999

©1999 Dangerous Records;

Produced by Jon Mark Lundell;

Mastered by Tommy Dorsey at Masterphonics (Nashville)

The Players:

Dallas Doctor - Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Keyboards; Lead Vocals on "Goin' Blind," "Jackin' Off," "M-m-m-m-Masturbation" & "James Bond;"

Dan Bauman - Bass; Insults and Lead Vocals on "Bad Monkey" and "Rosie;"

Andy Harris - Your Host, MC, Drums, & Lead Vocals on "Party in My Pants;"

Shannon Massey - Harmony Vocals and Lead Vocals on "Toys," "Shower Massage" & "Cotton Candy Love;"

Kimberly Meador - Harmony Vocals and Lead Vocals on "Rockin'" & "Love Yourself;"

Melissa McPhail - Cover Model, Backing vocals, Panting & Sighing;

Scott W. Carter - Stage Manager, Techie Guy & Lead Vocals on "Deacon Balls;"

Jon Mark Lundell - Producer, Engineer, Talk-Back-Mic-Operator, Backing Vocals & Drums on "Party in My Pants" & "James Bond;"

And we MUST also, not only include, but MIGHTILY thank, and send some BIG-ASS LOVE out to those "lucky" few who toured with us either before and/or after the recording, but have no liability or responsibility whatsoever (although Wade is partially guilty) with regard to THIS PARTICULAR SILLY RECORD, and who can say, with a straight face, "It Wasn't Me":

Grant Long - Drums
Wade Summerlin - Bass
Jody Lundell - Guitars
Destiny - Vocals & giving the guys a reason to watch
Tyrus Smalley - Audio & Lighting
and Ben Beepty-How-How-Howe - Everything!


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