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Never Argue With an Elephant

from TOP​-​20 by Dallas Doctor



"When It Comes To Rights -
They Always Get It Wrong!"


Never Ever Argue With An Elephant
Music & Lyrics by Dallas Doctor
©2010 Wild Moose Music (BMI)

You should …
Never Ever Argue With An Elephant
Because the facts will never change his mind
If he had evidence, he wouldn’t be an Elephant
So walk away – it’s just a waste of time
It’s such a waste of time!

They’re sayin’: “Wrong is right.”
Sayin’: “Day is night.”
Sayin’: “Black is white.”
It such a shame
They’re sayin: “Up is down.”
Sayin’: “Square is round.”
Sayin’: “Lost is found.”
They’re all the same! … That’s why you …

They say: “The truth is lies.”
Sayin’: “Lows are highs.”
They say that: “Dumb is wise.”
They’re so confused.
They’re sayin’: “War is great.”
Sayin’: “Peace is hate.”
Sayin’: “Sleaze is straight.”
They’re bein’ used! … That’s why you …

You know they ought’a be embarrassed
They got it backwards for so long
Every single forward step – they fight against it
And when it comes to rights – they always get it wrong! ! … That’s why you …
(Chorus) (Repeat 1st Verse): (Chorus):

It’s just a waste of time!


from TOP​-​20, released March 6, 2018
Produced by Jon Mark Lundell
Lead & Backing Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Handclaps - Dallas Doctor;
Drums, Bass, Rhythm Guitar, Percussion, Backing Vocals, Handclaps - Jon Mark Lundell


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